Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I love you.
Bad choice
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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