YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
