Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
