I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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