For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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