Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
The power of my boobs compel you
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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