I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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