I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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