I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Randomize
