But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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