It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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