Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
