It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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