Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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