ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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