it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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