My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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