I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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