Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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