He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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