My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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