I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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