butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
there is puke in my bra ... again
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