it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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