The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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