Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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