last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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