I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Help. Why am I so naked?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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