4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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