their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
