So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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