DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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