Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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