Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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