you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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