no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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