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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables

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(269): View more from Michigan

I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.

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(928): View more from Arizona

its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here

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(416): View more from Toronto

Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party

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(360): View more from Washington

It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.

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(770): View more from Georgia

A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed

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(785): View more from Kansas

She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.

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