North Korea, Best Korea!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Everyone says I win the strip club
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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