I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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