she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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