Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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