U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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