Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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