just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My vagina is very pro this idea
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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