If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We have started to decorate penises.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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