giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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