You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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