I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
the liver wants what the liver wants
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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