i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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