Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
