He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You don't make any sense
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