Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
