So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
